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A Very Mangled Christmas (Remangled)

by Mangled Carpenter

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A Very Mangled Christmas (lyrics) Christmas time here again Snowfall on the ground Let the drums start pounding Celebrate it loud Merry Christmas Christ is born Merry Christmas Satan scorned Merry Christmas Santa brings Lots of presents Krampus screams Put up the tree real nice String up the lights Red, green, blue so bright Flicker through the night Merry Christmas Mangled Christmas Merry Christmas Mangled Christmas Stockings hung, presents wrapped Reindeer bring the toys Krampus still punishes Naughty girls and boys Merry Christmas Christ is born Merry Christmas Satan scorned Merry Christmas Santa brings Lots of presents Krampus screams Merry Christmas Mangled Christmas Merry Christmas Mangled Christmas Have yourself a little merry mangled Christmas
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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Slashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh O’er the fields we go laughing all the way Bells on bobtails ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight
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God rest ye merry, gentlemen, Let nothing you dismay, Remember Christ our Savior Was born on Christmas Day; To save us all from Satan's power When we were gone astray. O tidings of comfort and joy, Comfort and joy, O tidings of comfort and joy! From God our heavenly Father A blessed angel came; Unto certain shepherds Brought tiding of the same; How that in Bethlehem was born The Son of God by name. O tidings of comfort and joy, Comfort and joy, O tidings of comfort and joy! The shepherds at those tidings Rejoiced much in mind, And left their flocks a-feeding In tempest, storm and wind: And went to Bethlehem This blessed bade to find. O tidings of comfort and joy, Comfort and joy O tidings of comfort and joy Now to the Lord sing praises, All you within this place, And with true love and brotherhood Each other now embrace
4.
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes Christmas all around me And so the feeling grows It's written in the wind It's everywhere I go So if you really love Christmas C'mon and let it snow! You know I love Christmas I always will My mind's made up By the way that I feel There's no beginning There'll be no end Cuz on Christmas You can depend You gave your presents to me And I gave mine to you I need Santa beside me In everything I do You know I love Christmas I always will My mind's made up The way that I feel There's no beginning There'll be no end Cuz on Christmas You can depend Cuz on Christmas You can depend Christmas all around Christmas all around I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes Christmas all around me And so the feeling grows It's written in the wind It's everywhere I go So if you really love me C'mon and let it show C'mon and let it show!
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What's This 01:54
What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere What's this? There's white things in the air What's this? What’s this? I can't believe my eyes I must be dreaming Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair What's this? What's this? What's this? There's something very wrong What's this? There's people singing songs What's this? The streets are lined with little creatures laughing Everybody seems so happy Have I possibly gone daffy? What is this? What's this? There's children throwing snowballs Instead of throwing heads They're busy building toys And absolutely no one's dead There's frost on every window Oh, I can't believe my eyes And in my bones I feel the warmth That's coming from inside Oh, look What's this? They're hanging mistletoe, they kiss Why that looks so unique, inspired They're gathering around to hear a story Roasting chestnuts on a fire What's this? What's this? In here they've got a little tree, how queer And who would ever think? And why? Covering with tiny things Electric lights on strings Correct me if I'm wrong Could it be I got my wish? What's this? Oh my, what now? The children are asleep But look, there's nothing underneath No ghouls, no witches here to scream and scare them or ensnare them Only little cozy things, secure inside their dreamland What's this? The monsters are all missing And the nightmares can't be found And in their place there seems To be good feeling all around Instead of screams I hear music in the air Smell of cakes and pies Absolutely everywhere Sights, the sounds They're everywhere around Never felt this good before Empty place inside has been filling up Simply cannot get enough I want it for my own What is this place I’ve have found? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What is this?
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We take what we want, we do anything that we wish We got no respect for animal, birdy or fish The grass does not grow on the places where we stop and stand Riverbottom Nightmare Band We know we're a mess but I does not like to be clean We don't brush our teeth 'cause our toothache can help us stay mean We don't wish to learn but we hate what we don't understand Riverbottom Nightmare Band When you see us comin' you better startin' runnin' We're always startin' trouble and we're happiest when things are outta hand Rivers are for boilin', parties are for spoilin' We either like to sit and pout or terrorize our land Riverbottom Nightmare Band We laugh in your face or we practice our growl and our sneer We break up your place, we are dangerous when we are near And when we are done with our song, who will get the biggest hand? Riverbottom Nightmare Band! Who? Riverbottom Nightmare Band!

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This EP is a remixed and remastered reissue of the 2020 Christmas album 'A Very Mangled Christmas'. This version, 'A Very Mangled Christmas' (Remangled) also includes new custom artwork AND a previously unreleased original song that didn't make the 2020 album, the title track 'A Very Mangled Christmas'.

The album released on digital platforms on December 3, 2021

credits

released December 3, 2021

Mangled Carpenter Is:
Seth Metoyer - Guitars, Vocals
Kristeffor Oslon - Bass
Mac Hine - Drums

A Very Mangled Christmas: Written by Mangled Carpenter

Jingle Bells (Slashing Through The Snow ): Public Domain

God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen: Public Domain

Christmas All Around: Written by Reg Presley

What's This?: Written by Danny Elfman

Riverbottom Nightmare Band: Written by Paul Williams

Produced, Mixed, Mastered, and Engineered by Seth Metoyer.
Recorded at Metoyer Media Studios in Monterey, CA.
Art Direction, Graphic Design, and Layout by Seth Metoyer.

Copyright 2021 by Mangled Carpenter

Distributed through The Charon Collective www.thecharoncollective.com

Mangled Carpenter is signed to Hagah Recordings hagahrecordings.bandcamp.com

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Mangled Carpenter Monterey, California

Mangled Carpenter an extreme death/grind band signed to Rottweiler Recordings in collaboration with Broken Curfew Records.

Mangled Carpenter is:
Seth Metoyer - Guitars/Vocals
Kristeffor Olson - Bass
MAC HINE - Drums

For press inquiries contact mangledcarpenter@gmail.com
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